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Paul Hogan’s Tax Debt Dropped, Celebrates By Walking on Heads

Okay, I made that last part up.  Obviously no one can walk on other peoples’ heads.  Crocodile Dundee included.  Not even when Linda Kozlowski’s love is at stake.

But he must be happy today because Australia, the country that brought you Vegemite and Yahoo Serious, has dropped their five year investigation into whether or not Mr. Hogan was using offshore bank accounts to hide his earnings from the so-called “Crocodile Dundee Trilogy”.

There’s no word as to whether Paul used his patented hypnotization-thingy thing to get them to succumb, but if it works on yaks it probably works on accountants.

–Cap’n DingoJack

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