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Phil Collins fights depression, drumsticks and bidets

I can feel it coming in the air tonight

A Rolling Stone interview with Phil Collins comes out this Friday. In it, he talks about a variety of subjects, including neck pain:

A neck injury has left him unable to hold drum sticks, sign his signature or even (at times) wipe himself in the bathroom.

Obviously this is sad, especially the revelation that he has had suicidal thoughts.

But he also talks about his paranormal experiences, of which are very similar to what Cap’n Blackjack encountered during the 1st Annual Ghost Hunt:

Collins has noticed glowing, semitransparent light orbs in a series of photos he took at the Alamo. “It’s paranormal energy,” he explains, nothing that a psychic recently told him he fought at the fort in a previous lifetime.

Hey, I like Mr. Collins, both of the Genesis variety and the solo career. So although it might seem like I am making funny regarding his issues, it is far from the truth (okay, the wiping part is a little bit funny). But I’m here to help and I have to wonder why Mr. Collins just doesn’t get a bidet. Sure, it takes a while to get used to but in the end it’s a very sanitary activity.

That’s really all I got. So here’s a quintessential 80’s video featured Phil, Ronald and a large gorilla:

-NoJacketRequiredboy

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  1. November 10, 2010 at 12:45 pm

    The image of Phil Collins’ head in a bidet is going to haunt me for years.

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