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Angry Rant of the Day: The Mid-Term Election and the Impatient Slobbering Mob

Nice job, America.  Nice job.

You weren’t happy with how long it was taking to get out of the second worst economic collapse in U.S. history so you voted the same people that caused the problem in the first place back into office.

You voted angrily, using your negative emotions as a compass instead of reason and thought.

You rewarded those that spent a record amount in out-of-state negative campaign commercials, thereby ensuring many more campaigns of bought-and-paid-for politician automatons in the coming years.

You ensured that the next two years will be even MORE gridlocked in Washington, despite your pleas for LESS gridlock and political inaction.

You rallied against the snobby liberal elite, because they remind you JUST HOW STUPID YOU REALLY ARE.  Can’t have that!

You emboldened the offensive, racist, and blatant right wing propaganda arm Fox News with the best ratings on election night.  More fake slanted news to come, America.  Well done.

You never once thought about how solving problems always takes longer than creating them.  You gave Bush eight years in office and he drove our economy in the ground with rampant deregulation and a blatant disregard for the little people his party tries so hard to pretend it caters to.  You then gave his successor less than two years to fix it.  LESS THAN TWO YEARS.  For the second worst recession in our nation’s history!  Do you realize how long it took to recover from the Great Depression?  Do you?  Of course not.  You’d have to go ask some snooty liberal for the answer and you wouldn’t dare do that.  Well, I’ll give you the answer:

Over ten years.  OVER TEN YEARS!!!

But you only gave Obama two.  Less, actually.  And now he’ll have no chance to do anything with that spray-tanned asshat Boehner taking over for Pelosi who was just OH SO terrible (and why was that, exactly?).

Basically, because of you, we’re FUCKED.

FUCKED BECAUSE YOU ELECTED THE SAME PEOPLE THAT CAUSED THE PROBLEM BACK INTO OFFICE.

FUCKED BECAUSE YOU LET YOUR EMOTIONS GET THE BETTER OF YOU TO THE DETRIMENT OF ALL.

FUCKED BECAUSE YOU PROVED TO THE WORLD THAT AMERICANS ARE NOTHING BUT AN IMPATIENT MOB OF KNOW-NOTHING REDNECKS. 

And it’s actually worse than that.  That’s because…

YOU’RE PROUD OF IT. 

Amazing.

–Cap’n Blackjack

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  1. Mrs. Blackjack
    November 4, 2010 at 11:05 am

    A-FUCKING-MEN!!!

  2. limejuiceboy
    November 4, 2010 at 11:39 am

    Good thing we didn’t vote!

  3. MonkeyBoy
    November 4, 2010 at 1:16 pm

    Couldn’t have said it better myself Cap’n. Why is it that when I tell these people (using the term “people” loosely) this, they just stare at me… Why?, CUZ THEY’RE ALL FUCKING SHEEP!!!

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