Buy This for Blackjack: 2001 Monolith Action Figure
Those weirdos at ThinkGeek are at it again, now with quite possibly the coolest action figure I’ve ever seen. One with zero points of articulation! And the proper 1:4:9 ratio (duh!). Supposedly the manufacturer in China was so perplexed by the design that they rejected it, thinking it must be a mistake. But this is no mistake. It’s awesome.
And I wants it.
So, if anyone wants to spend $13 on good ol’ Cap’n Blackjack, here’s your chance! Just click on over and give ’em your digits.
Or just give me your credit card information. That works too.
–Cap’n Jack 9000