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Happy Monday! Here's Poop on the Floor

Monday’s usually a struggle for me and I know I’m not alone.  Seems like ironing those slacks takes a few minutes longer than usual.  As does finding a new pair of socks.  And don’t even get me going on making lunch.  If there’s ever a day where I fail to make my lunch, it’s Monday.  All of these things I expect.

I don’t, however, expect to find poop on the floor.  At work.  All dried and crusty.

Hey hey!

The poop is gone now.  The sights, the smells, now a memory.  But it won’t soon be forgotten.  Oh, it won’t soon be forgotten!  Perhaps one day we’ll get an answer as to why the poo appeared today, but now revelations are hard to come by.  All I know is that it’s Monday and there was poop on the floor.

Welcome back to work everybody.

–Cap’n Crapjack

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