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We predicted a JLo comeback and here….she….comes!

Gobble, gobble!

Making sure to toot our own horn when the opportunity presents itself, The Island is taking pride in the fact that back in JANUARY, we called the JLo comeback and warned y’all about the impending world domination by Jenny From The Block.

Oh, you...!

Along with predicting another Aniston movie bomb (came true), more jail time for LiLo (duh!) and the fashion craze dubbed “Puri’tans” (give it time!) we do pretty well here in seeing and commenting on trends that are about to smack us all upside the head.

Ēadig, þec tō mētenne!

JLo signed onto American Idol for $12 million this week. Rumor has it that she wanted $18 million plus a movie deal with FOX. After getting their reply of “Go F Yourself”, JLo accepted the network’s offer and took the paltry sum.

Everybody mad at the rocks that I wear 😦

Where is this all going, except to say that, back in January, we warned you that “before we all know it, she’ll sashay her way into every city, every town, every where!”?

It leads to our latest prediction:

The end of American Idol is near.

That and one of the Cusack’s will lose a leg to a shark in Summer 2011.

I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch.

It will be a spectacular crash!

And you heard it here first.

-Carnacjuiceboy

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  1. October 1, 2010 at 3:58 am

    Along with predicting another Aniston movie bomb (came true), more jail time for LiLo (duh!) and the fashion craze dubbed “Puri’tans” (give it time!) we do pretty well here in seeing and commenting on trends that are about to smack us all upside the head.
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