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OMG, Look at Drew Carey

Have you seen this?  Have you heard about this?  Drew Carey…is THIN.  Eighty pounds thinner to be exact.  To say the viewers of yesterday’s The Price is Right were shocked would be an…well, it would probably be an overstatement, actually.  Most viewers are, after all, stoned teenagers and half-blind nursing home patients.

But I’m shocked!  Aren’t you?

Now here’s where I’d tell you that he lost the weight cutting out the carbs, and he’s enjoying life without diabetes, blah blah blah, but we get to what’s really important here at Celeb Exile.  What you’re really thinking about when you look at the two Drews.  So, let me hear it ladies and gay gentlemen!

Which Drew…would you do?

Are you the type to snuggle with a chubby Drew before an open fire with five sausage and onion deep dish pizzas?  Or are you the type to spoon with new Drew after partaking in measured bites of Fage yogurt and organic blueberries?

So, let me hear it!  Come on down!  Vote!  And no, you can’t choose not to sleep with one of them (or both of them for that matter)!  One must be slept with! 

Which Drew is for you?

–Cap’n Plinkjack

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  1. Mrs. Blackjack
    September 21, 2010 at 8:42 am

    New Drew looks like a cancer patient.

  2. BananaChocolateBootyClapper
    September 22, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    Regardless of which Drew I do, can I get the Plinko board as a take away?

    • capnblackjack
      September 23, 2010 at 9:29 pm

      Do Drew and Plinko too? Oh you!

  3. limejuiceboy
    November 16, 2010 at 11:10 am

    The New Drew looks like he’s about to sell popcorn.

  1. September 21, 2010 at 10:43 pm

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