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Gimme a glass of that Purple Drank!

That's gonna stain your teeth

Three days ago, NFL player JaMarcus Russell was arrested at his home for possession of the ingredients that make up Purple Drank.

I may be a bit late, but this was the first time I had heard of the expression.
Sure, I have been aware for a long time of people pounding a bottle of Robitussin, called “Robotripping”, but this Purple Drank sounds a bit more potent than that.

And indeed it is.

In order to get the ingredients of “lean” one would have to get prescription-strength cough syrup which contains the drugs codeine and promethazine. Mix in 7Up and crushed up pieces of Jolly Ranchers and you got a drink that is “still pinker than the Easter Bunny”.

Weezy!

So, why am I bringing this up? Because, here at the Island, we tend to stay ahead of the news. And even though Purple Drank has been around for a while, it is primed to explode into the mainstream. Soon it will be everywhere.

And you just might have heard about it here first.

Purple M'lk is nexttttttt.

-Purplejuiceboy

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