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Skunk Surprise!

My house smells like skunk.

And I don’t like it.

Thanks to my territorial Maine coon cat, and the screen door to the back yard, a skunk decided to fire it’s bits inside my home. Right through the screen. Onto my cat’s face. Right before bedtime.

And I don’t like it.

Not me

But if one good thing did come from this stinky surprise, it’s the jokes. Thanks to all of you who decided to brighten my day with gems such as:

Q: What does a skunk fly in?

A: A smellicopter!


Q: What do you get when you cross a robot with a skunk? Wait for it…

A: R2 PU!

Hoo boy, my knee’s all red from all this slappin’. Anyway, I’ll send you off with my favorite. Take it away, Newt.

Skunks mostly come out at night. Mostly.

I’ll remember that.

–Cap’n Skunkjack

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  1. limejuiceboy
    May 27, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    Where does a skunk sit in church?

    • capnblackjack
      May 27, 2010 at 8:15 pm

      In a pew!

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