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Roadkill? Let's just make absolutely sure.

It’s offical, humans never cease to amaze. I never, ever thought somebody would attempt this (from CNN):

A Pennsylvania man attempted to resuscitate “a road-killed opossum,” state police say.

But this was one possum who wasn’t playing possum — the ugly creature remained dead.

Troopers responding to the scene in Oliver Township on Thursday determined that Donald J. Wolfe, 55, of Brookville, was drunk, according to the police report.

Ok, so you were drunk, which can be used as a reason for a lot of stupid activity. But seriously, a possum? Out of all the roadkill animals out there, you decide to put your mouth on this marsupial? It’s ugly. At least put your mouth on something less gross, like a fawn or a bunny rabbit, or….

'cute' roadkill.

So, Mr. Wolfe (fitting last name), next time you drink one too many vodka tonics and you come across something in the road that you want to put your mouth on, make sure it’s Hilary Swank first. I guess.

-Limejuiceboy

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