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Overboard Remake Part of J. Lo's Booty-Sized Comeback?

Overboard. An American classic right up there with Laurence of Arabia, Dr. Strangelove, and Mr. Mom.  It’s star, Goldie Hawn as a stuck-up rich bitch, was still kind of attractive and all kinds of funny.  Kurt Russell, the plucky carpenter with far too many children in need of a competent guardian, was at the peak of his mullet-charged powers.  And it even had the head vampire from The Lost Boys.   The question of remaking such a comedy tour-de-force didn’t exist because there was no need.  America had its Overboard and it was happy with it.

That is until Jennifer Lopez showed up with a “No you di-int!”


That’s right.  Not only has Hollywood gone overboard with remaking old movies, but Jennifer Lopez has too as she’s rumored to be tapped to play Goldie Hawn’s part in the sure-to-be-worse redo.  I’m guessing the suits threw the words “stuck-up rich bitch” into Bing or something and she was the first to show.


Nevertheless, if you’ve been a long-time reader of Celebrity Exile, you know the Limejuiceboy’s prediction of a monumental J. Lo comeback.  Well, folks, it looks like he was right.  If Overboard is any indication, America will be getting an even better look at Ms. Lopez’s bootyliciousness in the coming months and years.

Pumps and a bump

Now that’s bootylicious.

–Cap’n Blackjack

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