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Cameron to re-release Titanic in 3, errrr..2.8D!

God Almighty. That iceberg still looks fake

James Cameron has apparently been swept up in the storm that is 3D and can’t just let it take its own course. No, he wants to ‘update’ Titanic, adding: “It’s never going to look as good as if you shot it in 3D. But think of it as a sort of 2.8D”.

Come again? You just created the highest grossing movie of all time, started the 3D crazy that is sure to come, and you want to go back to the second highest grossing movie of all time and update it with, not 3D, but the lesser-known 2.8D? Yeah, that sounds awesome!

Mr. Cameron, instead of going back and touching up a great movie with the soup de jour, why don’t you do what you are good at: forward thinking! Bring us the next best thing! You don’t even need to do that…make another 3D movie! An original 3D movie. Or you could even touch up Avatar I guess…because it’s already filmed in 3D! Oh you are?

Not content with re-releasing Titanic, Cameron is also considering getting Avatar out for a second run as well. The film has already made billions of dollars worldwide but Cameron believes there is still more cash to be made. “It’s kind of gotten stomped out (of cinemas) because of Alice in Wonderland,” he said. “The word we’re getting back from exhibitors is we probably left a couple of hundred million dollars on the table as a result.” The director is thinking about re-releasing Avatar this autumn, possibly with new footage. Cameron, though admits audiences may not want to see a 10-month-old film. *ananova.com

Wow, really, we don’t want to see a 10-month-old film? Hmmm, and how old is Titanic? Yeah, I really want to see the ship break apart in 2.8D. Come on, Mr. Cameron, do what you are good at. Put us in awe.

Oh, and while we are here…Kate, call me. I hear you are back on the market again.

Do you think a first class girl can't drink?

-RMS Limejuiceboy

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  1. March 16, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    I think you should always call yourself the RMS Limejuiceboy

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