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Roy Ashburn: Anti-Gay Crusader is So Totally Gay

In America it’s popular to condemn what you secretly are.  It’s an easy way to deflect any suspicion regarding activities that you want to keep secret and quiet.

"Damn you, Donnie Darko."

And state senator Roy Ashburn, from California, is no exception.

You see, Roy hates gay people.  He calls it his “Traditional Family Values” campaign (I score you a D- for bigoted creativity there, Roy).  What Roy doesn’t hate, apparently, is to get drunk at a gay nightclub, pick up a guy, and go drunk driving around Sacramento.

From TPM (not to be confused with The Phantom Menace):

Wednesday at around 2 AM when CHP officers observed him weaving and driving erratically in downtown Sacramento. After a field sobriety test, officers determined that Ashburn, who reeked of alcohol and had bloodshot, watery eyes, was under he influence of alcohol and placed him under arrest. He was released from jail just before 4 AM.Initial reports only noted the DWI arrest and Ashburn issued a contrite apology on Wednesday. But late this evening, the CBS affiliate in Sacramento reported that “sources” confirmed that Ashburn had left Faces, a gay nightclub in downtown Sacramento, just prior to his arrest.

Wow, those are some pretty kick-ass family values there, Roy.  But think of the bright side.  When you’re released from your senatorial duties, you’ll be able to spend lots more Face time.

–Cap’n Blackjack

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  1. Mrs. Blackjack
    March 4, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    Supposedly he was driving a vehicle with Government Plates too…

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