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Come On Down, Ernie!

Ernie Boch Jr. is being sued by his neighbors and I couldn’t be happier.  They claim he took down the trees dividing the property in violation of a prior agreement between the two.  Now the lights from his brand new swimming pool are baring down on their property and they don’t like it.

I wouldn’t like it either, considering what probably goes on in an Ernie Boch pool, but whatever.  I’m not terribly interested in the squabbling between neighbors (unless it involves Wilson, of course!).

Wilson

What I am interested in is putting Ernie Boch Jr. in his place.  This pompous ass inherited a crapload of money from his father, not unlike his good friends the Andelmans, and now he’s parading around on TV pretending to know how to weld cars, selling CDs under the name Ernie & The Automatics with the former members of Boston (Seriously, guys, are you that hard up for money?  I mean, I know Brad Delp is gone, but jeesh.), doing animated televised Christmas cards with his barbie doll wife and spoiled brat children, and, of course, showing up repeatedly on the shattered remains of The Phantom Gourmet with those same, and even more obnoxious, Andelmans.

Hate these guys

Ernie, you seem to think that people actually want to see you every waking moment of their lives.  You seem to think you are more important than what you are.  What you are is an overgrown spoiled trust fund baby with a car empire handed to you on a silver platter. 

Picture found on his own website, no less

I don’t like you.  And I really don’t like the fact that you share your name with an adorable little miniature dachsund I know.

Now that is an Ernie I can get behind.  Just look at that face!

–Cap’n Blackjack

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  1. BananaChocolateBootyClapper
    February 24, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    What a sweet nod to Ernie the doxie!

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