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Take A Timeout Lindsey

Oh, Lindsey.

Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey.

First you lose the gold by hot-dogging it four years ago.  And now you go off course, clip a gate, and get disqualified. 

Gold medal redemption FAIL.  Head on home, Lindsey, and take whatever endorsements you have left with you.

But don’t give up!  No, don’t give up.  I can’t wait to see what you have in store in four years.  I’m picturing long, curly, blonde locks of hair aflame, followed by a smoldering scalp and tears during the press conference, but that’s just me. 

I know. I’m an asshole.

–Cap’n Blackjack

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