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It's All Aboot Canada


Tonight the Games of the Something-Something Winter Olympiad begins anew.

In Canada.

This place

Oh boy.

Pressure’s on, guys.  The eyes of the world are upon you.  Already your many critics, including this site, are sharpening their knives in anticipation.  And yet despite all that you’re already complaining aboot unseasonable warmth in Vancouver.

Sigh.  This isn’t a good start, friends.

"You're not my friend, buddy!"

So, you’re on notice, Canada.  The spotlight is-a-shinin’ on you.  We’re going to be watching (well, at least a little…  curling’s nice) and you can be sure that once you screw up, we’ll be here, making fun of you in yet another attempt to boost our own pathetic self-esteem.

Because that’s the Celebrity Exile way.

–Team America Curling Captain Blackjack

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