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Timeout Island: Gnomes.

It's a ruse!

Gnomes. When was the last time you heard anything about gnomes? Exactly. They’re fixin’ to do something. The propaganda picture above illustrates the dedication and effort the gnomes have taken to portray themselves as a shy, innocent, rarely-seen species.

Not anymore. They’ve been too quiet for too long. They’ve had plenty of time to amass, train, plot and strategize. It’s only a matter of time.

Gnomes, we’re watching you. Better take a timeout and sit down before you fall down.

Was your mother a gnome?

-Limejuiceboy, Gnome Hunter.

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  1. David The Gnome
    February 10, 2010 at 9:46 am

    shy and innocent? That picture has rape written all over it. You think that chick-gnome knows he’s creeping behind her? No way. He’s fixing to get his rape on sir. Only good gnome was David The Gnome from Nickelodean, all others…rapers.

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