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Exile Island: Cyclone Olivia and its 253 gust.

The State of New Hampshire is under attack.

First, at four year intervals, the rest of the 49 states want to unseat the Granite State from its “first-in-the-nation” voting status. So far, New Hampshire has held onto it, but I doubt that will last.

Then, almost 7 years ago, the Old Man of the Mountain came crashing down in Profile Lake.

That's gotta hurt.

Now, New Hampshire’s Mount Washington has lost its distinction as the site of the fastest wind gust ever recorded on Earth, officials at the Mount Washington Observatory said Tuesday.

And who did New Hampshire lose the title to?

She's a few Kangaroos loose in the top paddock

The Australians. Back in 1996! That’s right, they finally measured the wind speed, from 14 years ago!

I say, no way! There’s got to be a statute of limitations. Cyclone Olivia, go screw! As far as I’m concerned, the record atop Mt. Washington still stands.

And can we really take the Australians at their word?

whatever, dude

-Limejuiceboy

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