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Gremlins 3D: The Unwanted Batch

Instead of creating new properties, Hollywood just seems intent in rolling out dozens of remakes and sequels all in the hopes of capitalizing on a known brand.  Of course when most of your new properties consist of ideas including The Rock wearing Tooth Fairy wings, then maybe this isn’t such a bad strategy.

Then again, this means we’re getting a new Gremlins movie soon.  Greeaaat.

Out of the way, woof-woof

But, wait!  It’s in 3D!  That’ll make it good!

Right?

You know, maybe Hollywood is onto something here.  Avatar’s massive worldwide success has shown that big blue aliens in 3D equals AWESOME.  So, perverted little green lizards with snot problems in 3D?  EVEN BETTER.  Plus don’t forget, America has been salivating for a third installment of the 80s “phenomenon” after the massive success of The New Batch.  And A-list stars Zach Galligan, Phoebe Cates, Judge Reinhold, and Corey Feldman will only be even more amazing in three dimensions!

Really, this just sells itself.

So, I’ll see you in line folks!  With Bathroom Buddy in hand.

–Cap’n Blackjack

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