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That Fat Ass is Gonna Kill You!

As reported in the British Journal of Sports Medicine this week, prolonged periods of sitting may be linked to obesity, heart problems, and increased death rates.

Shocker.

That goes for you too, Nibbles.

So, I guess it’s on to Exile Island for you, sitting.  For trying to kill me through ass-comfort and for making Sir Mix a Lot question his love for fat asses.

–Cap’n Blackjack

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  1. limejuiceboy7
    January 21, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    Missing: Beachball. XL. If found, please wash and destroy

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