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Watching 2012 and Wishing for the End of the World

Lucky bastard

Maybe this was the point of 2012 after all.  Maybe they wanted to make a movie about the end of the world so bad that you would actually wish the end of the world would come during the movie’s running time so that it would prevent your eyes from taking in any more of this garbage.

Pull up! No, don't fly under those buildings! Pull UP!

Or maybe this is just a piece of shit.  Plain and simple.

The only thing I learned from this movie is that when 2012 does happen, and we are all about to die, I’m not sacrificing my life for John Freaking Cusack.  No way.  No how. 

Instead I’m going to get my wife, my cats, some slim jims, and as much booze as possible and find a pickup truck with some really big wheels and go nuts.

Oooooh YEAH!!!!

So you better stay out of the road, John.  You have been warned.

–Cap’n Blackjack

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  1. Mrs. Blackjack
    January 21, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    I don’t really like slim jims, but I seriously cannot wait for the end of the world. that is a FANTASTIC PLAN.

  2. limejuiceboy7
    January 21, 2010 at 6:58 pm

    You said go between them!

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