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Martha Martha Martha

Campaign? What's that?

Um, Martha?  Here’s how you campaign for elected office:

1.  Um, you know, go out in public.  There are voters out there.

2.  Try television commercials.  I hear those can be useful.  And not just at the point where your competitor has caught up.  You should do this, you know, throughout the ENTIRE campaign.

3.  Attend debates.  Talking about stuff helps.

4.  Stand for something.  Standing for something is good.

5.  Work on a personality.  Any personality is better than NO personality.

At this point I’d normally recommend to work on those five points and come on back.  But, no.  Don’t come back.  You’re finished.

Congratulations.

–Cap’n Blackjack

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  1. Mike Capuano
    January 21, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    It’s amazing how I lost to this poor excuse for a candidate 2 months ago and now people are saying I would’ve ran away with this election. She ran possibly the worst campaign known to man. I’ve run better campaigns in Call Of Duty on my PS3. Massachusetts is filled with morons

    *disclaimer – I am not actually Mike Capuano…I’m Martha Coakley

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