Yo-Yo Island's Ode to the Crazy McDonald's Lady

Oh, Crazy McDonald’s Lady, I don’t know whether to love you or hate you.

All I know is that telling the police (who are currently trying to hunt you down in Kansas City for the $1K in damages you did) that your actions were justified because your Big Mac didn’t have enough special sauce… 

Well, that probably won’t cut it.

–Cap’n Blackjack