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The Three Stooges Movie: No, No, and, um, NO

To quote Jimmy from South Park, “You see this?  You hear about this?”

"I just flew in from Denvah and boy are my crutches tired!"

The Farrelly Brothers (There’s Something About Mary, Dumb & Dumber) are developing a live action Three Stooges movie originally slated to star Benicio Del Toro as Moe, Sean Penn as Larry, and Jim Carrey as Curly.

Oh, Moe. You so crazy!

Yikes.

Look, I haven’t enjoyed a Three Stooges short since the days of Solid Gold.  And I’m pretty sure that the only target audience for the Stooges are adolescent boys.  Seriously, have you met a woman who enjoys the Stooges?  Because I sure haven’t.

I do love me some Solid Gold

On top of that, the Farrellys haven’t made a good movie since…well, the 90s.  Fever Pitch anyone?

Yuck

This long-gestating movie smells worse than a week-old salmon in the sun.  All I can say is, Sean, Benicio, get out before you find yourself unable to wash the stink of this film off of you.  You are both better than this.

The Farrellys and Carrey?  Not so much.

–Cap’n Blackjack

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  1. limejuiceboy7
    January 6, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    Jimmy says “Knock, Knock.”

  2. Louis Winthorpe III
    January 6, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    did someone say week old Salmon?

  3. mrs. blackjack
    January 6, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    Winthorp!!

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