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Introducing the Most Pointless Celebrity of the Decade…

…Jon Heder.

Yes, Napoleon Dynamite.

Did we really let this guy into our homes for the past five years?  Did we really need to see him star in other movies like the Benchwarmers and Blades of Glory?  While those are undoubtedly terrible movies that couldn’t be made any worse by his involvement, what exactly made people think that we’d want to see this guy in anything else?  Wasn’t Napoleon Dynamite enough?  Isn’t that a fad that we’re all glad is over with and done for?

America, please learn from your mistakes.  Don’t let this happen again next decade.

Please.

–Cap’n Blackjack

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  1. limejuiceboy7
    December 30, 2009 at 9:58 am

    So…I shouldn’t vote for Pedro?

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