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Ten Years Later: The Phantom Menace Review

I think we can all agree that The Phantom Menace is a terrible movie that forever soiled the Star Wars brand.  But until I saw the videos below, I never knew truly how horrible it really is.

Yes, below you will find a 70 minute review of this turd of a film that is far and away more entertaining than the movie itself.  Sure the reviewer is a bit of a weirdo, but if you can put up with his schtick you will find the single best dissection of this movie anywhere.  He breaks down the terrible characters, the incomprehensible trade law plotline, how much gin Qui-Gon must be putting down between scenes, and even some behind the scenes stuff on George where it becomes readily apparent that they knew they had a stinker on their hands.

And it barely even touches the subject of Jar Jar.

That'sa me!

So, because I can’t tear this movie apart any better than this guy, here is the 70 minute review of the Phantom Menace.  Enjoy.

–Cap’n Blackjack

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  1. limejuiceboy7
    December 23, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    Wow. If you got the time, watch these videos. It’s hard to argue. This guy brings up some valid points.

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