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Timeout Island: Jim Carrey

not his real hair

Okay Jim, this is your warning. You were huge on TV with the 56 Wayans siblings. Then you turned into Ace Ventura and that was new, fresh and funny. Unfortunately that movie didn’t age very well and the second one…meh. But even since then you have done some really good stuff, like Dumb and Dumber and one of my guilty pleasures, The Cable Guy.

Look Jim, it’s obvious you agree to some movies just for the bank—Yes Man..really? Did we need to see you in another Liar Liar role? And this one:

“Was that over the top? I can never tell.” YES!

Jesum Crow, you were absolutely horrible. You all were in that pile of garbage. Maybe Eddie Murphy can do better in this role (yeah, right). James, you are better than this, we know it. So what’s up? It didn’t cost you that much when you split with Lauren Holly, did it? You were the first actor to make a cool 20 mil for one movie! So I know it’s not that. And Ms. McCarthy has her own bank. Therefore, stop making bad choices, Jim! Go the drama route and sprinkle in some comic relief. You can do it, man!

Just don’t do this ever, ever again:

After 5 minutes of this movie I had to shut it off.

You and Mike Myers are really making sure Dr. Seuss does not rest in peace, aren’t you?

So come on, Jim, get on a role please. None of this 1 good role (if we’re lucky) mixed in with 3 bad roles. You aren’t exiled, but if you don’t shape up, you will be.


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  1. BananaChocolateBootyClapper
    December 10, 2009 at 10:30 am

    Appropriate addition to the island. Let us hope he can change. BTW, I hate Dr. Seuss.

  2. Mrs. Blackjack
    December 11, 2009 at 11:15 am

    The Grinch movie gave me seizures. I think that we should sue.

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