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Happy Birthday Katherine Heigl! Welcome to The Island.

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Happy Belated Birthday, you ungrateful kraut.

Yay, you play Izzie Stevens, a character with the same amount of self-centered attributes as you yourself! You then get nominated for an Emmy and bitch that it shouldn’t have happened because the writing just wasn’t up to your standards? I’m no Grey’s Anatomy fan but shouldn’t you be glad you are being offered work other than anything starring Steven Seagal? Yet you continue to play the same character over and over again: a haired-up, over-worked, under-sexed, single gal who needs a man to open her eyes to the world. Must be the writing, eh K.?

Knocked Up gave you some added fame and exposure yet there you go, criticizing the story elements behind that. And in The Ringer your character was one of the last ones to realize that Steve Barker wasn’t (and I’m using a word that you have used before) a retard. Oh, what, does that word bother you? I bet you wish you never said this: “Guys are kind of retarded until they’re about 30.” Nice one.

You love the attention and how people fawn over your beauty—but that only runs skin deep, Katie. And your skin is about as deep as the waters of Northern Samar (psst, it’s very shallow there).

So let’s make comparisons between the characters you portray and the person I’m confident you are:

Annoying to those around you? Check.

Plays the woe-is-me card constantly? Check.

Bites the hand that feeds? Check, please!

So get off your high horse and wipe your snot nose on your golden sleeve because you won’t have these any longer.  Katherine Heigl, I banish thee, to the Island. Do us a favor and never, ever return.

–Limejuiceboy

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  1. Dfraz
    November 25, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    Shes got teeth like a horse.

    • limejuiceboy7
      December 3, 2009 at 1:59 pm

      That’s how you can tell her age…

  1. October 19, 2010 at 2:27 pm

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