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Mike Myers Cont'd: No Mo Mojo

Limejuiceboy is correct.  Mr. Myers lost his mojo a long time ago.  Did you see the writing on the wall, Mike?  I’m guessing you did.  Right when you sat down to pen The Spy Who Shagged Me.  If only America discovered this terrible truth the same time you did.

There is one more aspect of Mike Myers’ comedy that needs to be addressed, however.  His nakedness.

courtesy ew.com

Nakedness for a comedian is the last bastion of funny.  It means he’s backed himself in a corner and the only thing he has left is the tank is to take off all his clothes.  As Custer, Pickett, and Ferrell can attest, it’s a desperate last act for survival.  Mike, take my advice.  It’s not funny.  It’s not funny when you add fake body hair.  It’s not funny when you put frozen bananas, steaming kippers, and foot-long hoagies in front of it.  I don’t even like it when you add attractive women to the mix.  It sucks.  It’s dumb.  Please stop.

–Cap’n Blackjack

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